A Letter to God

Dear Lord,

So for today, God; I've done all right. I haven't gossiped,

 haven't lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty,
 selfish, or even indulgent.
 
 I'm very thankful for that - But in a very short time, God, I'm
 going to get out of bed, and from that moment on I'm going to
 need a lot of help!
 
 Amen.

A Letter to god

 Dear Lord,

 
 So for today, God; I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, 
 haven't lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty,
 selfish, or even indulgent.
 
 I'm very thankful for that - But in a very short time, God, I'm
 going to get out of bed, and from that moment on I'm going to
 need a lot of help!
 
 Amen.

The Blind Man

Two Nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction from Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to look the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint the room in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock on the door. 
" Who is there, " calls out one of the Nuns. "
" The blind man, " replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two Nuns look at each other and shrug, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room. They open the door.
" Nice boobs, sisters" remarks the man with a wry smile, "now, where do you want these blinds ? "

Navvu 4 Vidala

TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't
punish him?"
BALGOBIN: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"





BALGOBIN: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER: No. Why do you ask that? BALGOBIN: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?





TEACHER: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
BALGOBIN: Brotherly love!!!

Humour Touch

TEACHER: Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?

BALGOBIN: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.



TEACHER: Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?

BALGOBIN: No, teacher, it's the same dog!



TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?

BALGOBIN: A teacher !

Humour touch

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
BALINESE: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
BALINESE: Yesterday you said it's H to O!


TEACHER: Balinese, go to the map and find North America.
BALINESE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Balinese!

Homour Touch

TEACHER: Why are you late?
BALGOBIN: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
BALGOBIN: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."




BALGOBIN: Dad, can you sign in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to sign?
BALGOBIN: Your name on this report card.